Mail received December 21, 2010 at 4:54 (there are 7 hours and 3 minutes)
of Major Ba'ba ( babadiaries@blogger.com)
to General Con'quest (general.conquest @somalieforever.so)
General Con'quest! O thou great Defender of Somalia!
After 1 month and 2 days of ordeal, we finally found a trace of our team to rescue the survival presidente Mama. Dekalb, our American hero, has left a written record of his trip here. We did not find her body nor those of our proud fighting. They might be still alive but I do not want to spoiler the end of the story. I send you attached a summary of the text. This will arrive by boat within 2 weeks. Since the outbreak, it became difficult to send through mail messages over 500 kb.
I can tell you that the team has faced some serious trouble. To recall (since you still suffers amnesia weekly to my departure), they went to America to find drugs against AIDS to save our national Mama. Dekalb, American, after seeking help us in all our hospitals in Great Africa, saw a more secure location to retrieve the pills: the United Nations center (he worked for them before you -know-what (I hope ... saw your amnesia!)). Party boat from Somalia to New York with a group of teenagers from our mighty army (the only one who knew how to deal with the Scourge! Yihaaaaa! Hum. Excuse General ...), it seems he arrived destination without worries. It is here that even the trouble started ...
I must warn you against this text is extremely addictive, even for us who frequent as connaissont zombies as our pocket . You'll turn the pages without trouble before the effective style of David Wellington Dekalb. The chapters alternate between two stories, that of our friend Dekalb and that of a certain Gary. You might wonder who this Gary, is not it? Well, it's hallucinatory total, the strong point of the story! You believe there may not at first but this Gary is an intelligent zombie !
Yeah, as if we had not much to do with hordes of zombies idiots and slow, we now need some guys are crazy enough (and smart, for example what Gary was a doctor) to kill itself by arriving to oxygenate their brains while they are dying. Eggs are too, these Americans, General!
But I must say it gives interest and spice to this story . We may have our hands a parchment history, something we include in schools in a century or two (if it still manages to survive, to rebuild a semblance of a dictatorship and to force some one to go to school to build our future atomic bombs, of course ...)!
But I must say it gives interest and spice to this story . We may have our hands a parchment history, something we include in schools in a century or two (if it still manages to survive, to rebuild a semblance of a dictatorship and to force some one to go to school to build our future atomic bombs, of course ...)!
Finally, here is the big news, General Con'quest. You'll see that it was not easy every days Zombie Island, former Manhattan. I really thought we were back in an American series with twists anything goes. In their place, I farted a cable and crashed into the pile with my bazooka to try to exterminate a small percentage of the million zombies stuck on this damn island. But I think I would have smashed ... admittedly, the forces of evil are powerful, even more than previously thought ...
General, hide you, the final pages, I saw that it was not over ... Will there soon be more stories. A Zombie Nation then a Zombie Planet ... I fear the worst ... Having conquered the island, the zombies will conquer a country and a planet? Could this planet Gaya? Who writes these suites? Paco Rabanne? The Mayans? Have much time before 2012 ... If Roland Emmerich laughed at our face, we'll make him pay dearly. After all, we lost millions of men, women and children to conquer South Africa (vuvuzelas of crap! My ears still are ...) and keep the land for survival in case the super volcano explodes Rican ... But if now, they prove that the zombies are the real cause of our extinction ... We're in the shit!
I'll reply as soon as I have news. Anyway, enjoy good of this text, it is worth a 7.5 / 10, faith Ba'Ba.
Galyo of Nabada, Generalissimo!
Major Ba'Ba
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an attachment: quatrieme.de.couverture.doc [12kb]
Following a disaster the world most developed countries are invaded by hordes of zombies cannibals. Only a few pockets remain, particularly in Somalia. In search of a cure to the virus, a group of teenage overarmed, led by a veteran, went to New York. All believe they prepared for the worst. But the island of Manhattan in ruins, they will soon discover that not death is far to be the most terrifying fate ... [Milady 2010 - 412 pages]
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